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May 4

How my dog is out to get me.

I own a small dog. Her name is Candy. This is her, here:

I walk her everyday, and she often tries to embarrass me. She barks at strangers and frightens children. She digs up neighbor’s gardens. She tries to eat dead things. Standard dog activity.

The neighbors know her. But as soon as I let someone else walk her, I hear that someone was petting her, saying "Oh, she’s so well-behaved now!”

Seriously, Candy? Why do you do this to me?

(She has a Twitter, by the way: @Candy_The_Dog)


Sep 10

Today I took my dog, Candy, to the town’s annual fair. She sat behind our booth and barked at bigger dogs, and received numerous tummy rubs from adoring children and the elderly. We also shared a baked potato. All in all it was a good day.

I bought her a new collar, which she models above. It took some adjusting, because she’s a tiny little girl.

You can follow her on Twitter here if you like. She posts cute videos from time to time. :)


Nov 20
My dog Candy got out under the fence one time. Actually she got out a few times before we caught her wiggling back through her little gap after calling her name for an hour.
Click through to see her Twitter page.

My dog Candy got out under the fence one time. Actually she got out a few times before we caught her wiggling back through her little gap after calling her name for an hour.

Click through to see her Twitter page.


Dec 20
Remember how I said my dog likes cookies? Well she also likes jumping up on table tops to obtain cookies. Even when the cookies do not belong to her. They belong to Santa.
-This drawing based on true events.-

Remember how I said my dog likes cookies? Well she also likes jumping up on table tops to obtain cookies. Even when the cookies do not belong to her. They belong to Santa.

-This drawing based on true events.-


Feb 1
Insightful.

Insightful.