Posts tagged SERIOUSLY
So I was doing some Biology homework and it asked me to define the term “Valence Electron” by asking “What is it?”. Simple enough.
Then under that it said “What isn’t it?”
I had no idea what to write.
So I just wrote “DELICIOUS” and moved on to the next question.
I was out walking my dog and a group of high school age boys drive by and yell a random obscenity while making sexual gestures out the car window.
This happens to me on a weekly basis.
I just hit 400 followers this morning. Which is kind of crazy.
And so it got me thinking. I am wondering if I have ever seen any of my followers in real life without even knowing it.
Since the only time a willingly go into public is to walk my dog, you’d probably have to have seen me there. Or a museum or doctor’s office or something.
I don’t come off as the nicest person most of the time. So this is probably what I’d be like if we were to cross paths. If we ever meet, just say you’re a follower. Then I’ll fist bump ya.
It appears I have been invited to a social gathering I would rather not attend…
Why does everyone hate on me when I’m trying to transport my bass? Do they not see HOW BIG IT IS? Can they not tell HOW HEAVY IT IS? Needless to say, it’s quite difficult to maneuver.
Yet whenever I try to squeeze in a doorway, people don’t hesitate to make a rude comment. This is amplified by the fact that the place where I practice is just someone’s house repurposed into a music studio.
I think people just don’t understand. I’ve never met a bassist that wasn’t in love with their bass. But it’s difficult as hell to manage no matter how long you’ve been playing.
So, the moral of the story is RESPECT THE BASSISTS. It’s not easy playing this monster! At least hold the door open for us!
I might actually redraw this comic sometime. I’m coming out of a serious art block so my drawing’s a little shaky. Ah well.
