He might have been joking, but Scientists don't joke.
Chem Teacher:So my neighbor found this dove in his yard that had broken wings and everything - it couldn't fly. So I was thinking... ya know, to maybe like... lock it in a cage or something and wait... and then I'll have a new specimen for my Forensics class.
Me:THAT IS AWFUL.
Chem Teacher:WELL my neighbor was awful when he brought that thing over to me! My kids were right there!
Chem Teacher:Yeah, why don't we just do both lessons now. Kill two birds with one stone.
These little cuties were playing in the fountains outside the Rose Center for Earth & Space last Sunday. I stopped to listen to a security guard lecture a guard in training about the importance of watching the children carefully to make sure they don’t get hurt.