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Apparently she has never heard of an upright bass in her entire life.

  • Girl: What's wrong with your finger?
  • Me: What?
  • Girl: Why is it all weird?
  • Me: Oh, that's a callous from playing my bass.
  • Girl: Why is it only on one finger then?
  • Me: I play an upright bass.
  • Girl: What is that?
  • Me: It's... the largest stringed instrument in the orchestra...
  • Girl: ...?
  • Me: It's like a giant violin...
  • Girl: ...
  • Me: ... and I play it.
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  2. edifying said: Reminds me of the young orchestra kids who ask me, ” Is that a cello?”
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  5. miss-she said: Because Justin Beiber doesn’t play it.
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