Science in action. And also, goofing off.
Join me in my quest to become brilliant.
You know I wear a lot of rings so like I shop for stacking rings and they’re all these flimsy little thin pieces of wire and I’m like NO
give me something more SUBSTANTIAL and HEAVY so people will look at my hands and KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH ME BECAUSE I AM LIABLE TO GIVE THEM A FACE FULL OF METAL COCKTAIL RINGS IF THEY SO MUCH AS FLINCH
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PUNK
YOU WANT A SCAR IN THE SHAPE OF A EMERALD FACETED RHINESTONE
Anonymous asked: Hey, it's me, the Taiwanese guy. I just went to Japan last week, visited a lot of places and had the finest beef I've ever had. Most of the Japanese don't speak English, the only one that speaks good English is the lady at Kansai Airport's information counter... Any way, I had a good time.
That’s really nice to hear!
I’ve always wanted to go to Japan… but I feel like I would get lost all the time. What part of Japan did you visit?
I have a 15 page paper due in 4 hours and I’m sitting here trying to figure out how to get this caterpillar off my window sill without removing the screen bolted to the frame because itS PROBABLY COLD AND SCARED
After much thought I have decided that my ultimate goal is to acquire the ability to make strangers cower in fear when I enter a room because of how stunningly attractive I am but mostly how brilliant I am reputed to be. I want to be an academic celebrity. Is this too much to ask? I do not believe so.