July 2012
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And no social contact was made that day.
Mom: Emily, you’ve never met our neighbor! Go say hello, they’re right there!
Me:
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WHY
WHY CAN’T I HAVE CHEEKBONES LIKE NOOMI RAPACE
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vicissitudesoffate asked: I really like the conversations you have with your dad. They are quite interesting. It's usually the other way around for me, although I do know a good deal of the sciences, and he would end his little "lecture" by going off on a tangent.
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Non-stop 70's special effects.
I’ve been having a marathon of classic sci-fi movies for the past week.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to give me instant movie streaming capabilities
should know that it was not.
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Cries into rook.
I like that on wikiHow most of the ads on the chess-related pages have to do with depression.
Because if you are thinking of taking up chess
you must be very depressed.
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Mommy and I see a play.
Mom: The lady sitting next to me just said the lead character is "gowgeous"
Me: Eh. He's not really my type. I like this character, he's more up my alley...
-Character is revealed to be a drug addict and pulls out a gun and tries to kill everyone-
Mom:
Me: Okay that's not what I meant.
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Baby I'm sorry I've been neglecting you...
What they don’t tell you about playing an instrument is that
you will rarely feel like practicing.
It’s just that you will be filled with torturous guilt every time you hear this instrument in other settings
and that will compel you to practice.
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