July 2012
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Me: Wait, so you can eat burnt french fries, but when I try to eat burnt brownies, it's unhealthy.
Dad: Burnt food is bad for you! That's why the cavemen didn't last long. Because they were toasting possum over a fire all day.
Me: They didn't have possum-
Dad: Possumosaurus.
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Not that weird of a word.
“Did you just say ‘oblong?’…You know a lot of weird words.”
Me:
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I should probably start doing something constructive with my summer…
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Trying to adjust bicycle seat
Bicycle seat falls off
Walks away.
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turntechdogehead asked: have you done the thresher shark yet?
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quasiwhitegirl:
so I’m trying to study, but I keep getting distracted by this acetylcholinesterase enzyme because it just looks like it’s having so much fun
every time I switch tabs it’s like BAM SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY
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Today I was trying to use a pressure washer.
Long story short I now know what it is like to be sprayed in the face with a pressure washer.
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I can’t deal with this heat you guys.
I’m always a hot mess until September.
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Girl at Old Navy be hatin'.
I went shopping to buy new button down shirts today. Got some nice shirts. One of them is green!
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candleinabox asked: It’s blue! And big :) I really like the title font :D
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edifying asked: I like it.
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Eheh, new look for the blog~. Still making... →
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weenieman replied to your post: The best part was I didn’t even fix the swing.
you are a princess
You know it.
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The best part was I didn't even fix the swing.
I was on a swing set with my friend Paul and the chains of his swing had been thrown over the top bar so he was trying to throw it over the other side to make it normal again but he couldn’t so I tried and I jumped up and lost my balance and stumbled backwards and then my face hit the ground and it was all really a blur from there.
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Oh god pictures of all these beautiful action figures from Comic-Con on the internet-
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The Human Body
y2krispy:
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Someday I will make this dream a reality.
Friend: If you could have any pet, what would it be? I'd want a unicorn.
Me: I want a giant monitor lizard that I could put in a baby carrier sling and I'd walk around with it -but I'd keep it covered up - so when people are like 'oh is that a baby how cute' I'd be like 'no it's a white-throated monitor lizard' and it would flick its tongue at them and I'd feed it grapes.
Friend: Okay.
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Every time we walked by. THIS GUY.
Carnival Guy: Hey! Hey three throws for a dollar!
Me: No thank you-
Carnival Guy: Hey!
Carnival Guy: Hey is that yours?
Me: What-
Carnival Guy: -points to ground- IS THAT YOURS
Friend: Wha-
Carnival Guy: I THINK IT'S YOURS
Me: No, I don-
Friend: What is it?
Carnival Guy: IT'S A PLACE IN LINE
Carnival Guy: THREE THROWS FOR A DOLLAR.
Me: NO.
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violent-colors-so-obscene replied to your post: violent-colors-so-obscene replied to your post:…
Ohhh goodness yes. Its size hits me the most when I hold a violin and it’s so light and isn’t heavy but still makes sounds and I don’t even know what to think about anything anymore.
Ooooh gosh violins are scary to me now! I don’t understand how people can tell the difference between...
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violent-colors-so-obscene replied to your post: The thing about the upright bass is that the shock…
Same! It doesn’t even seem that huge anymore, especially since I play a 3/4 among 4/4s.
I know!
My bass looks so little sometimes. And then sometimes it’s the biggest thing in the world. It’s all perspective, my dear. Context.
When I first started they weren’t sure if I...
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edifying replied to your post: edifying replied to your post: edifying replied to…
Agh you had a wheel? Lucky you. I used the strap on mine though. It was useful but I had to slouch while backpacking it. Carrying it backwards IS a lot easier than forwards, I agree
Well, I used to just lug it around by the gig bag handles until I hurt my back. And thus the wheel became my best friend. Props...
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edifying replied to your post: edifying replied to your post: The thing about the…
I hate it when people complain about carrying their instruments. Last year in my school’s band I had to play bari sax, and in orchestra I played double bass, so I had it pretty bad with bulky instruments
Honey I know it. Carrying a double bass takes endurance. It’s easier for me to walk backwards when...
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edifying replied to your post: The thing about the upright bass is that the shock…
I know right! Do you play a 4/4? Last year in orchestra I played double bass. It’s a 3/4 size but still pretty big
Oh I may be tall but I’m not big enough for a 4/4 haha! Yeah, mine’s a 3/4.
The best reaction I get is from kids. There’s one at the studio I practice at who would always...
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The thing about the upright bass is that the shock value of the sheer size of it wears off after a while.
So whenever I transport it and people stare I’m always like “what do you want”
“Why are you all staring at me”
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And no social contact was made that day.
Mom: Emily, you’ve never met our neighbor! Go say hello, they’re right there!
Me:
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