March 2012
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You mean there's FICTION on television?!
Sometimes I forget that not everyone watches the Science Channel or Discovery Health or anything.
So I’ll talk about something I saw last night and they’re always like “What who watches documentaries all day” and I just look at them
because I forget that it is not normal to watch documentaries all day.
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Let's Keep Science In Our Schools
fakescience:
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I am a horrible person!
Sometimes I just go on Facebook and read everyone’s status updates of depressing song lyrics and I just laugh.
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I just... I just don't know.
I was tagging a post this morning and the tag “We’re going to need a sperm sample” came up.
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This year I am making a summer resolution to read more books. Let’s see how that goes.
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This happens to me on a regular basis because I'm...
Today I did that thing where you’re filling out an answer sheet and skip over a question but forget to skip over it on the answer sheet and all the rest of your answers are in the wrong space.
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Today I got home and watched FRIENDS for three hours for no reason.
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I don't even like grapes.
Today someone threw grapes at me for a full thirty minutes.
What have I ever done to you, Grape-Thrower. I don’t even know you.
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Best 75 cents I ever spent.
You know the little vending machines that have 25 cent toys and candy and super bounce balls?
You know how you never see someone use them?
Well I do.
I do.
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EXCUSE ME.
I hate it when I am eating my afternoon pretzels because I eat pretzels every afternoon because I like structure in my life okay and someone I barely know just sticks their hand in the bag and starts eating them.
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#SweatervestSunday
Me: Sweatervest Sunday.
Friend: What?
Me: It's a thing I'm trying to start. Sweatervest Sunday.
Friend: What...
Me: It's not catching on though.
Other Friend: I... don't own a sweatervest...
Me: Well you need to get one. For Sunday.
Friend: But why?
Me: BECAUSE IT'S SWEATERVEST SUNDAY.
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An actual conversation I had today. About ties.
Friend: Emily I've noticed you never wear ties.
Me: Yeah.
Friend: I feel like you would, though.
Me: Yeah. Yeah I would. But I can't wear them while doing labs.
Friend: How often do you do labs, though...?
Me: More often than necessary.
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So proud.
Today I made a conscious effort not to eat potato chips at lunch.
So I rewarded myself
with chips.
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I ate way more lo mein than socially acceptable....
So my favorite Chinese buffet closed a few months ago.
But today I found out they reopened.
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I have so much work to do todaaaay.
Uuuuuuhmuhgawwwwwd.
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I feel so old.
So as much as I would like to say I’m up to date with what is happening, today I saw a bunch of sixth graders on a field trip and they were born in the year 2000.
THE YEAR 2000. HOW CAN THIS BE.
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I FORGOT MY GRAPHING CALCULATOR.
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I mean, I did, but that's not the point.
Today I went to Friendly’s and ordered waffle fries.
The waitress automatically assumed I wanted a double order.
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Oh look another essay! I guess I’ll go write that now.
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The Final Day of Shark Study Week has been postponed due to me being really busy. Sorry guys. Until then, here is a picture of a hedgehog dressed as Dracula.
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Anonymous asked: Que pasa con el Keygen de Sony que no funaciona en el Vegas
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