So maybe I am too old to be afraid of the dark but whenever I go in the planetarium and someone goes to turn off the lights I always try to convince them that it is fine like this, we can see everything with the lights on.
you suffer from severe anxiety? me too. ptsd and general/social stuff with panic attacks. fun stuff.
Mmmohyeah. When I was a kid I would have a panic attack every morning without exception because I was terrified of all the kids at school. But luckily my intense self loathing has made a complete 180 into an inflated ego and perpetual narcissism, accompanied by a constant variable of hate for all people. Except my followers. And Carl Sagan.
He might have been joking, but Scientists don't joke.
Chem Teacher:So my neighbor found this dove in his yard that had broken wings and everything - it couldn't fly. So I was thinking... ya know, to maybe like... lock it in a cage or something and wait... and then I'll have a new specimen for my Forensics class.
Me:THAT IS AWFUL.
Chem Teacher:WELL my neighbor was awful when he brought that thing over to me! My kids were right there!
Chem Teacher:Yeah, why don't we just do both lessons now. Kill two birds with one stone.
I changed my mind about bestfriends. Turn lesbian and love me! WE CAN DO SCIENCE THINGS AND LOVE EACHOTHER, PRETTY PLEASE!?
I am afraid you’ll find I’ll be a less than satisfying mate. I’ll just leave and go track the movement of the sun in the park and you’ll be like "where were you all day" and I’ll be like "I told you I was doing science" and we’ll fight and hardly any science will get done at all.
Also I am flattered. But I am straight though. Sorry. We can still be buddies! I’ll make cupcakes! I’ll give you cat gifs too!