August 2011
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Am I writing this in an email or posting to...
Whenever my brother visits he updates my computer so much that I don’t recognize anything anymore.
I CLICKED “DO NOT WARN ME ABOUT UPDATES AGAIN” FOR A DAMN REASON.
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Robin: “Where’d you get a live fish, Batman?” Batman: “The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.”
—via Batman Quotes, a whole page of Batman lecturing Robin.
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I am very happy today because for the past week I have been really sick and today I finally feel well enough to draw pictures of dogs on my tablet.
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This is not the first time this has happened,...
Today I was waiting for a package to come with all the stuff I recently ordered from the Discovery Channel Store.
Then I heard the mail truck pull up and I got really excited and ran to the door. Without thinking I opened the door and the mailman was still there on the porch putting letters in the mailbox. I had frightened him. I was too scared and embarrassed to say anything. So we just stared...
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Christ some of you guys are really good artists and I’m just here like
“Eeeuughey I drew a picture of my dog eheeah…”
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One time I was sitting in a class and I guess an eyelash had fallen on my cheek and this random girl I barely knew reached out to brush it off.
I MEAN SHE WAS REACHING FOR MY FACE.
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Watchfatasianchild:
Paul Rudd Rudding gag.
Ahaha god, I laughed so hard at this last night. Is it sad that I’ve actually rented “Mac & Me”?
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Take a Raisin Break.
Me: Yeah I'm just gonna sit down for a minute.
Bass Instructor: Yeah go ahead, relax. I feel like we should take a tea break. I think the water cooler outside makes hot water, we should make some tea sometime.
Me: No I think it's just cold water.
Bass Instructor: Oh. Well.
Me: But there's some raisins on the snack cart thing. Like, TWO kinds of raisins.
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Okay Dad.
-Talking about cars while riding in my dad's car-
Me: I really like this car, though.
My Dad: I know! It's a great car! It runs smoothly, looks good, I've never had any trouble with it ever. One time I was driving somewhere in the city, and a prostitute came up to me and said "Damn this is a f@cking nice car you got here". I just said "Yeah, thanks". It took every ounce of self control in me not to add "That means a lot coming from you especially".
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I JUST BEAT THE COMPUTER AT A GAME OF CHECKERS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
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emulidae asked: A cool kid named Emily who likes science and draws pictures and does fabulous shit. 8D HELLO CLONE CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING AWESOME
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YOU AGAIN.
There is this freshman boy that I see around all the time between classes and when I’m eating lunch and everything. I don’t even know his name. He seems nice, but it’s just that I see him freaking everywhere I go.
I never thought I would see him during the summer at all though. Yesterday I was carrying my bass into the studio to meet my instructor just as his last student was...
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...But then it costs a million dollars.
I dislike shopping because it is difficult to find things that I like.
And then when I do find something, it’s never in my size.
But when I find something nice in my size it’s like
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sleep-eat-paint-repeat asked: I love your tumblr!
Have you heard of symphony of science? They put sound bits from scientists and made them into really neat songs. Maybe you'll enjoy them.
Have you heard of symphony of science? They put sound bits from scientists and made them into really neat songs. Maybe you'll enjoy them.
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harmlessboner asked: man, ur funny!
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taygrrr asked: I am thoroughly enjoying going through your blog right now. :3
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What alignment are you? →
sexlock:
I’m bored. And. I’m curious.
Looks like I’m a Chaotic Netural:
Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
Chaotic Evil —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
True Neutral —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Neutral Evil —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Good —— XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16) Lawful Neutral — XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Evil ——- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Neutral Good ——...
