June 2011
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At least we know where my creepy genes come from.
-Driving with Mom, see huge roadkill on the side of the road-
Mom: What is that? It looked like a platypus!
Me: Uh, no, I think it was just a gopher or something.
Mom: No! It was HUGE!
-She pulls into a parking lot-
Me: Wh-... What are you-.... You're not turning around to go see it again?!
Mom: Well I want to know.
Me: .... Yeah I kinda want to know too.
-It was a beaver.-
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Welcome to my home, I hope you like cauliflower.
Today I am having a social gathering in my home. The refrigerator is full of water bottles and a tray of baby carrots is on the table. Package of colorful balloons is waiting to be inflated. LET’S DO THIS.
Anonymous asked: happy birthday (: how old are you now?
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Today is my birthday.
And I get a special Facebook friend request from my stalker that I unfriended 4 months ago.
Happy birthday to me!
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Watching 'REPO! The Genetic Opera' with Mom.
-Guy picks up a squishy brain-
Mom: EEUGH.
Me: It's alright, real brains aren't that soft.
Mom: That guy's wearing someone's face?!
Me: Yeah. WAIT A MINUTE, is that Paris Hilton?! AAUGH.
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eternallylostinwonderland asked: what are you doing with the photocopied dictionary pages ? It seems really interesting. right now i'm decoupaging a partial mannequin with magazine clippings.
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It's for a project, I swear.
So I noticed some people staring at me as I was using the photocopier.
I was wondering why, but then I realized they were seeing a young lady nervously photocopying random pages of the dictionary for the past 30 minutes.
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Watching 'Mystery Diagnosis' with Mom on a...
Mom: Do YOU know what she has? I bet you've seen this episode.
Me: Uh, no. My best guess is something with her kidneys. I mean, she's having trouble passing urine and she's getting 'pins & needles' in her legs, so something's up with her blood flow maybe....
Mom: What if it's her brain? What'll they do then?
Me: Well, they need to do an MRI to see where the problem is.
Television: "Dr. Pearson quickly gets the patient an MRI, and the results are nothing less than shocking."
Mom: Oh nooo.
Me: Well she wouldn't be on the show if she turned out to be FINE.
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That awkward moment when you have the same...
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Oh, Math. Is there anything you can't make...
This cool soap bubble thing is brought to you by MATH™
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Try explaining Genuphobia to a startled...
Unfortunately, the reason I don’t think I will ever go into medicine is my extreme irrational phobia of everything pertaining to the human knees, especially knee injuries. I’ve had this fear since I was a kid. It manifested one day during a yearly physical at the family doctor:
Doctor: ”Well, I think that’s it. You seem to be doing okay…”
-Getting ready to...
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eternallylostinwonderland asked: I love your blog! You seem like such and interesting person. I think it's so cool that you like mystery diagnosis. I love that show. As do I love Untold Stories of the ER which i'm watching right now, but people always tell me i'm it's so weird that i watch that. I'm asking through my personal tumblr, but i have an anatomy tumblr too (Idreamanatomy) <3 Sam
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I was talking about genetic engineering today and I realized how much I aspire to be like Dr. Frankenstein. What does this mean.
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Why I do not allow people to see my bedroom.
Friend: Emily, that painting of a fetus on the wall is creeping me out.
Me: What? I painted that.
Friend: Well it's creepy.
Me: Fetuses are creepy?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: I don't think so.
Friend: Well... it's just staring at you...
Me: It doesn't really have eyeballs yet, actually.
Friend: Exactly.
Me: So it's not creepy.
Friend: No, it is! It's weird looking!
Me: It's a healthy fetus.
Friend: Hanging on your wall.
Me: Okay I'll admit that it is a little creepy. But it's staying.
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Just for the record, I care too.
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This is a valid excuse.
I should probably be doing work right now, but there is a marathon of Mystery Diagnosis on Discovery Health Channel sooooooo….
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quantummodulus asked: Liking the new theme. ^_^
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That awkward moment when your Bio final implies...
143.) Which of these substances found in a crime scene can NOT be used as evidence in a murder?
a.) The victim’s blood
b.) The perpetrator’s blood
c.) A hair sample of the perpetrator
d.) Semen of the perpetrator
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Officially done with classes.
Now I have more time to… get in shape.
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eternallylostinwonderland asked: is there a way we can see some of your art?
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I plan on hanging out with my Kindle this summer.
Girl in class: I can’t wait for summer! I’m gonna hang out with my friends every single day!
Me: Yeah, it’s gonna be great!
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I don’t want to study Civics. I don’t want to do laundry.
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In my defense, he had asked what I was reading...
Man, it’s been way too hot here.
When it is hot, I stop thinking correctly, which allows an even creepier side of me to come out if that were possible, and I start talking about how sharp morticianary scalpels are and how they can slice muscle fibers like butter. On the bus. To a horrified 8th grader.
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I have a doctors appointment at 7 in the morning.
I wasn’t even aware they were open that early.
Tried to reschedule it to 8, but they said only 7 was available. But I wanted 8.
I finally hung up the phone, but in my head I thought a bad thing about the receptionist.
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Go away children, I need to read my Kindle in a...
This 7-year-old bitch thinks she can ride her razor scooter on the sidewalk outside of my house all damn day.
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llamachefsc asked: you made that octopus? it's amazing!!!
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Why I don't bring my sketchbook in often.
This girl’s always steals my drawing pencils whenever I bring them in.
I know she has them.
She knows I know she has them.
I know she knows I know she has them.
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They must have SOME reaction to the Giant Octopus...
Some of my work is in an Art Show in the library. They’re displaying some of my paintings as well as the giant ceramic octopus I made.
I usually just sit next to my work and stare at people when they walk by it. Sometimes they compliment me on it.
