April 2011
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But checking your Facebook is much more important...
This bitch thinks she can just leave the library computer without logging out.
SWEETIE OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO USE THESE.
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD.
Reblogging again for the awesomeness that is prince harry.
I’M INVITING HARRY, WILL AND KATE TO MY WEDDING. I WANT THIS. OMG
THIS IS PERFECT. CAN’T EVEN!!!!
I love it when companies make ads like this
Awww...
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I clearly do not do well with group work.
I was working on a biology project with my friend alexorenemies recently, and we were working with construction paper like nobody’s business.
Since I had been out sick for a few days, I had no idea what was going on. So I just sat there like an idiot and watched her draw an axon for a while. I cut out little sodium/potassium pumps, that could open and close. Aww yeah.
So then halfway...
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Weeping into My Sweet & Sour Chicken.
So I’m a regular at the local Chinese take-out. The lady working there knows me, as well as my usual order.
So whenever I call and start to order something, she recognizes me and says “Yeah, yeah, okey I got it, ten minute” in her little broken-English way.
Today I called and placed an order without having her recognize me at all. There was an awkward pause while I waited her...
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The Cat's in the Cradle & the Silver Spoooon, etc.
Heeey guess who’s home sick again. Someone please kill me It’s not that bad.
I’ve decided to take a break from Portal 2, since I can’t think clearly so it’s just hours of me blindly shooting portals at surfaces, coating everything in blue repulsion gel and bouncing around until I get bored. Then I go slide around on the propulsion gel.
Anyway, I wanted to take some...
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Lord, I'm not even trying to think of a clever...
I apologize for being so inactive lately.
Actually wait, I haven’t been inactive because I’ve been posting from my queue. But my queue is empty now. I’m working on it.
I’m just going to tell the truth here and say that I’ve been busy playing Portal 2 PORTAL OH MY GOD PORTAL I LOVE IT and I have also been taking care of these hermit crabs I got…
Also,...
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"Get your head out of the rare scientific...
As I was sitting with my computer, watching my screensaver like an idiot, I was reminded of my trip to New York a few months ago. Not surprising seeing as my screensaver is photos of my trip to New York.
Anywho, I really wish I could go back sometime. It’s a great place. But mostly I just want to see if the renovations on the Natural History Museum are done. Last time I went, I tried to...
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One must fight for their right to be stylin'.
Those who know me know that I dress for success. I put a lot of effort into looking like a young male scholar my appearance, so when there was a clearance sale at the mall at my favorite store, I was there packing heat bright & early.
Some girl was looking at a particular grey argyle sweater that I wanted:
Long story short, I have some new vests and blazers to add to my wardrobe.
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Provided it WAS a joke...
To the person that wrote that joke Civics essay about the Declaration of Independence using the plot of the movie “National Treasure”:
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Their chicken is really good, too.
I’m willing to admit that I go to the local Hibachi Grill quite frequently due to the fact that I saw a really cute guy there one time.
Perhaps someday we will cross paths again.
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This is usually what happens when my mother & I...
Mother: I don't understand why you won't make a cake yourself.
Me: The ones at the store are much better! It'll still be from me!
Mother: No it won't, it will be from the store! -starts to leave-
Me: Ah, lord, what is this, Locke's Socks?
Mother: (From other room) Whatever, Emily!
Me: You don't even know what that is, do you?!
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How I attempted, and failed, to postpone a test...
“Man claims to have met his future self”
This is old news, I’ll admit, but it still makes me smile. This guy claims he traveled into the future by some bizarre occurrence while under his kitchen sink, I kid you not.
There’s a video with the link, it’s worth checking out. Some are believers, some are skeptics, some think he’s on drugs, others claim this is a...
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"Emily, no one wants to eat these now!"
The best part of being a science enthusiast and an artist is that I can paint easter eggs with chick embryos, digestive tracts, brains, and other disturbing yet intriguing images!
My mother doesn’t appreciate this whenever I give her some for Easter, however.
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99 ROOMS
I found this thing a while ago, actually, but I’ve just rediscovered it. It’s breathtaking, honestly. Click here, or the picture, whatever you want to do, I don’t really care.
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Came for the Jake Gyllenhaal, stayed for the time...
The first time I watched Donnie Darko, I watched it with my dad. So needless to say the part where he starts to touch himself in the therapy session was awkward. We both enjoy thought provoking movies, but this one was just… strange. I was young then, but I still found it interesting. Not the delicious young Jake Gyllenhaal oh my god schizophrenia aspect per se, but the time travel aspect....
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I'm still alive, but... not... here.
Okay, here’s a word to the wise:
Don’t attempt to explain Quantum Immortality to your mother, even if she asks. She won’t understand. You’ll just get frustrated trying to simplify everything and start yelling “NO, IF I KILL MYSELF, I’M STILL ALIVE!”
Which will frighten her.
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"Just use the pi button on your graphing...
I was algebra’ing it up in the library, and this girl I sit next to in class leans over and asks blatantly “Is pi 3.14 or 4.13?”
There was a moment of hesitation before I answered her, in which I prayed for her and the hundreds of other unenlightened souls I am surrounded by daily.
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Atomic Theory. "Just a theory".
I really have nothing new to talk about these days. And I don’t want to just ramble.
But don’t unfollow! I’ll think of something…
Uhm, once upon a time, I was trying to show this girl in my 9th grade science class how to read the Periodic Table when it occurred to me that she had no idea what an atom was. I was explaining how everything is made up of atoms when she...
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I love BOOK-A-MINUTE so much.
^CLICK^
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No child left behind.
Me: …Well, I suppose we could apply the Scientific Method to this as well…
Girl in my Civics Class: What’s the Scientific Method?
Me:….What did you just say?
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Seriously considering titling this Urinalysis Lab...
Will I get points taken off?…. Is it still worth it?
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"But what if it tastes funny?!"
This lady in front of me in the supermarket was arguing with the stoner cashier about returning a box of cereal half-eaten.
I just wanted to take my Honey Nut Cheerios and leave.
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This happens to me on a regular basis.
I just realized that I took home every textbook except the one I needed.
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I'm willing to freeze to death if there is free...
TODAY I am going to a party for a friend of mine. She rented a pool, and I’m like “WHY” because I’m pretty sure it’s not swimming weather until my neighbor starts mowing the lawn shirtless the snow banks on my neighbor’s porch are melted.
But I bought a new swimsuit for the occasion. And let me tell you, I will look FAB while I lay dying of hypothermia at the...
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It's a family tradition to complain about...
Well, kids, it’s Friday once again. I’m pretty damn tired. This week has been long. And I need a vacation.
And it also doesn’t help that I’ve been seeing all these ads for Dead Space II. I really want that game. Perhaps this summer I will have more time & be able to get it. But last year I had just bought a new video game the week of midterm testing and I could not...
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And then I had to explain what "Lucy" was to a...
Dad: Do you think the skull’s real?
Me: Yes, I’m sure the Boston Science Museum purchased an actual Australopithecus Afarensis skull for children to rub their snotty faces all over. And they would put it on top of a heater vent by a window-
Dad: Alright, I get it.
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I Just Came Home from a Long Week of Algebra &...
Leaving the building:
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May 4th is too far awaaaaay...
“Life is just what happens while waiting for the new issue of B.P.R.D. to come out.”
- ME
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The only female in the Mathematica exhibit.
This is an unnecessarily huge model of a Möbius strip, found at the Boston Science Museum. Simply put, it’s a surface with only one side. So, if you drew a line in blood all around one side of the strip, you will have covered the entire thing. It’s pretty crazy, actually. It was in the “Mathematica” exhibit, which I dragged my father into. I tried to explain this figure...
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alexorenemies asked: This isn't really an ask. I just wanted to tell you that you absolutely use the best GIFs that I have ever seen. Emily appreciation post~
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fractalmind asked: Hello Emily! I was reading one of your very first posts and for some reason it reminded of me. I may be wrong but by the way you write i think we might have the same personality, or at least the same interests. Just thought it was curious. So i decided to follow you.
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When I am old and frail, I too shall knit my grandchildren a yarn brain.
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Got an A on a Civics test I was sure I failed!
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A Dinosaur Credit Card.
Yeah, I went back to the Boston Museum of Science a while ago.
I used to love it as a kid, but now everything seems so… simplified?
Don’t get me wrong, it was still a great time. Especially when I went in the dinosaur exhibit & this little kid showed me his ticket stub to get in and told me that it was “a dinosaur credit card”. That kid was pretty awesome.
The...
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This day has been so ashjfgkgiurtihmnvirt, etc.
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Remember that bake sale I worked so hard on?
Well, it ended Friday. Everything was well & good, and our club had raised about $100.
SO THEN THIS MORNING I hear that all of the money WAS STOLEN.
Did I mention this club raises money for Free the Slaves?
We were just about to donate it.
Someone else can make the pamphlets and posters for our booth at the convention this Friday. I’M OUT.
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What was I supposed to say?!
So I was doing some Biology homework and it asked me to define the term “Valence Electron” by asking “What is it?”. Simple enough.
Then under that it said “What isn’t it?”
I had no idea what to write.
So I just wrote “DELICIOUS” and moved on to the next question.
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(Typed with a mouthful of cookie dough.)
I have a Civics test tomorrow that I need to study for AND I need to finish my damn Biology assignment. BUT GUESS WHAT I also have to finish prepping for a BAKE SALE tomorrow.
Absolutely no help from anyone. Let’s see how this works out.
