They are for a model rocket I am planning to build and subsequently launch onto someone's roof.
So it took me until waiting in line at the craft store register to realize that being a pale, disheveled looking young woman purchasing 5+ tubes of airplane glue at once DOES NOT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A NIGHT FULL OF WHOLESOME ACTIVITY PLANNED.
Would you rather: have complete fluency in every language on Earth (spoken and written) or be able to breathe underwater (pressure and temperature resistances sold separately)?
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Well I would love to breathe underwater and swim with fish but there are some terrifying things underwater, exempli gratia, whales. I can handle sharks of course, but whales. Whales are just too damn big. Everyone’s all like 'oh but they're so gentle' and I’m like 'hop off Julie, nothing that big can be gentle.' Those things will inhale you. And not even notice they just inhaled you. Also no pressure and temperature resistance = no deal.
So count me in for the fluency in all languages. That would come in handy. I take Spanish classes and know a bit of Latin and Italian, as well as select phrases in German. But I’d love to learn more. Also, does that include the language of animals? Because I would love to be able to talk to my dog and find out why she freaks out whenever I play Lavender’s Blue on my bass.
Also because I was late in posting this you win a complimentary Fresh Prince: