December 2011
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That awesome feeling when someone is complaining to you about their big New Year party tonight.
Even though they did not invite you.
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So is gravity, sweetie.
Girl sitting in front of me: “But evolution is just a theory, though.”
Me:
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phoebe-in-wonderland asked: simply love your blog. also, upright/double best is the most amazing instrument. ever. period.
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thoroughlymad replied to your photo: This afternoon I was sitting outside and I saw a…
you’re a quality person. we should talk more.
Yes.
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robjbrooks replied to your photo: This afternoon I was sitting outside and I saw a…
No you didn’t. It’s winter.
Shut up ROB that post was queued in November.
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Went down to the basement to get paper towels.
Spiderwebs in my mouth.
Spiderwebs
in
my
mouth.
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Graphing Rational Functions. Endless source of...
Student: What the hell ARE "holes", anyway? Why did we have to learn about them? What do they DO?
Teacher: They're holes. It just means the function isn't there.
Student: But... what does that mean?
Teacher: That's another whole discussion.
Me: That's another HOLE discussion!
-Entire class is silent except for teacher, who laughs-
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They are for a model rocket I am planning to build...
So it took me until waiting in line at the craft store register to realize that being a pale, disheveled looking young woman purchasing 5+ tubes of airplane glue at once DOES NOT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A NIGHT FULL OF WHOLESOME ACTIVITY PLANNED.
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wheretherainisfalling replied to your post: Being a theatre kid.
F - R - E - D, FRED. Ahh, it wasn’t that bad. Try doing “Bedside Manor” or “City of Angels”. Those were the most terrible plays I’ve done in high school. :|
I sympathize with you, my darling. My high school drama career is marred with a few… less than fitting performances. But I have seen worse.
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Being a theatre kid.
So in this upcoming production of Once Upon a Mattress
You know who would make a good lead?
*~*~*~ME.~*~*~*
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Anonymous asked: what is brain rain
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Rethinking my revenge plan now.
Today I found out that the girl who I had thought to be sticking gum to my chair in the class before me is actually not the one doing it.
Now I feel bad for all the mean things I thought about her this whole time.
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Anonymous asked: so ummmmmmmm... do you have a boyfriend?
Oh look it is TMI Tuesday. That's what the kids... →
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Never approach me in one of my "IDGAF about being...
-Someone was sitting at the table I usually sit at in the library, so I had to find another table to sit at-
-As soon as I sat down I was approached by a passive aggressive young woman with an exposed midriff.-
Girl: This isn't your table.
Me: It's not yours, either.
-She starts trying to intimidate me-
Girl: This. is. where. I. SIT.
Me: I'm sorry, but the table in which I usually reside is occupied by another party-
Girl: FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO SIT.
Me: No, I'm fine here.
-I continue doing my work and she just stands there glaring and breathing heavily-
-She soon storms off and sits at another table-
-AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, KIDS.-
badababa asked: Would you rather: have complete fluency in every language on Earth (spoken and written) or be able to breathe underwater (pressure and temperature resistances sold separately)?
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WatchMy dog likes cookies. A lot.
Especially when they are in the shape of little doggies.
(More pics and videos of her here.)
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I see nothing wrong with this.
While I was at the dentist’s today sifting through the children’s prize bin before the dentist lady came back
I realized
My entire flawless record of dental hygiene is based on me getting little plastic snake toys as a reward.
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Submitted some good headshots/pictures of my dog
Teen Vogue has yet to return my call about being on the cover of the Christmas 2011 issue but I’m still hopeful.
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thatdamnbee-deactivated20120215 asked: Oh, hey! Want me to direct you to a tampon website?!
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Gather 'round, niños.
Señora: So I was thinking of going to the Ronald McDonald house to do an activity with the kids there. A lot of them speak Spanish.
Me: Yeah, definitely.
Señora: But, like, what would we do...
Me: ....uh.... ouija board?
Señora: Oh my god, no!
Me: We can hold a séance!
Señora: NO.
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thatdamnbee-deactivated20120215 asked: I think a better way to relieve the itching is to pour some sort of flesh eating acid on it...I'm sure you won't feel the itch in no time! Why aren't YOU sleeping? Is it not past your bed time?!
thatdamnbee-deactivated20120215 asked: It means you're supposed to scratch it, silly goose. The tricky part it...with WHAT? Do you use your HANDS or your pencil?...or maybe YOUR DOG?