November 2011
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minehaslearnedtokill-deactivate asked: I fucking love your shark drawings, can you do more of them?
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Started fruit snackin' in class.
This morning I was going through my bag and found an unopened box of fruit snacks!
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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It's a pretty good play, though.
“So what did you do in the library after class today, Emily?”
Me: “I’m writing a play.”
“I thought you were working on Chemistry stuff.”
Me: “What? No.”
“So you’ve been going to the library after class to write a play.”
Me: “Yes.”
“Out of curiosity, have you gotten any work done at all this...
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+10 for Pluto, baby.
110 on my Astronomy project!
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"One for me and also one for my fake sister who is...
Today at the super market they were giving out FREE SAMPLES OF CAKE.
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Literary Devices
laughingsquid:
Literary Devices
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A Bug that likes Jazz.
Bass Instructor: Woah check out this beetle!
Me: It's one of those Maple Bugs.
Bass Instructor: Okay, I'm sorry I have to do this, little guy.
-He flings it across the room. Ten minutes later it starts crawling up the music stand again-
Me: Oh my gosh, it's back?!
Bass Instructor: Do you think he likes the bass?
Me: Maybe.
-The bug is flung across the room again. It comes back.-
Bass Instructor: Yeah it likes the bass. This is the bass-iest beetle I've ever seen.
Me: I concur.
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Oh my god this research paper.
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I love a sharp dressed prepubescent man.
I saw this kid walking home from the middle school wearing an argyle sweater.
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Blue sweater.
Friend: I like your sweater.
Me: Oh, thanks. Yeah, it reminded me of Tintin.
Friend: What?
Me: Tintin.
Friend: What’s a ‘tintin’?
Me: You don’t know who TINTIN IS?
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stumbleine-infinity asked: Emily, your blog is absolutely hysterical. :)
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Oh god they’re talking about having class on Friday to make up for all the lost days-
NO PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME GO YOU CAN’T MAKE MEEEEEE
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Actual thing someone said to me today:
“You’re really good at drawing circles!”
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I have to mentor this middle school kid.
I think he’s afraid of me though.
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Just because we will be naked in short vicinity of...
While the power was out, I had to use public showers.
Which meant waiting in lines to use public showers.
Which meant awkward conversations with smelly people waiting in line.
“So how long have you guys been without electricity?”
“Since Saturday.”
“Oh. We lost it yesterday night.”
“Great.”
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Let's get this show on the road now, shall we?
My town has been without power for a week.
I went out to walk my dog and when I came back all the lights were on.
And my eyes welled up with tears.
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