October 2011
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You guyssss everyone in the area has lost power. And it probably will not be back on till Thursday. So bear with me while I freeze to death over here. Also Happy Halloween. Also Halloween is ruined. Also this sucks.
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"You should get a spray tan".
Girl: How come you never wear make-up?
Me: Because I don’t want to.
Girl: Do they make concealer in your skin tone? Or do you just use white? No offense.
Me: Oh, no, none taken. I’m well aware I look like the walking dead.
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"What-... What now...?"
I really don’t like using bunsen burners. I always make someone else set it up. Ever since the kitchen caught on fire the second time I’ve been really nervous around fire.
But today I got to burn a Q-tip dipped in copper sulfate and once it all burned off I just kind of stood there holding a flaming wad of cotton next to an open flame and I had no idea what to do with it.
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iamnotawitch asked: Hahahahahhaha that made my life. I miss you! Feel better!
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W-... W-Why? WHY?
I was looking in the candy isle of the local supermarket for Smooth & Melties. You guys know Smooth & Melties? They are crazy delicious. Anyway.
I did not see any. So I asked this lady that was stocking the cereal shelf if they had any.
She said they stopped carrying them.
And I could have cried right there among the Cheerios.
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Anonymous asked: You pass out all the time?
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Got blood drawn today. It was a jolly good time!
Nurse: Okay, you're gonna feel a slight pinch...
Me: ......
Nurse: Okay, you're done! How do you feel?
Me: ....?
Nurse: Emily...?
Me: ....yeah?
Nurse: Okay do you wanna come over here and lay down?
Me: - Slipping into unconsciousness- Nah man, I'm just gonna hang out here for a minute.
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vicissitudesoffate asked: can I have your brain? I need it so i can pass my Bio class with an A and never see it again.... I have a B but I'm not satisfied.
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Rewritten my thesis 5 times already.
Oh my god I have worked so hard on this research paper if I don’t get a good grade so help me god-
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Step back, kids.
It is now officially blazer season.
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The hardest decision.
I was in Macy’s and all of a sudden Queen came on the radio there and I was conflicted whether or not I should just rock out right in the middle of the 20% off section.
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kaywaakek asked: Your blog is spectacular.
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"Thank you but I plan on being sick that day."
It appears I have been invited to a social gathering I would rather not attend…
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THE POWER WENT OUT WHEN I WAS IN THE GODDAMN BASEMENT LAST NIGHT.
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I love pomegranates so freaking much you have no...
GUYS POMEGRANATES ARE ARE SALE AT THE STORE
GUYS IT’S POMEGRANATE SEASON
GUYS
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Is it because I sing show tunes more often than...
How come no one will partner with me for Astronomy projects?
No one sits next to me either.
Ever since I started getting there early and dancing to welcome people in, they avoid me.
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Anonymous asked: favorite science/medical/art blogs?
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Anonymous asked: why are there sex cells on the walls of your high school?
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Anonymous asked: you're a tour guide? at a museum? that's sooo cool.
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Oooh gosh I have so much work to do I don’t have time to make crappy comics tonight. Sorry guys.
Gonna go fake my own death to avoid this American Studies research paper.
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Now I have to actually think for myself again. :(
So one of my textbooks has important things highlighted by the previous owner.
But today I realized that they stopped highlighting at the chapter I just started.
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A childhood spent crouched under the slide.
Today I visited the playground at my old elementary school with a friend.
She showed me how she used to swing on the swing set.
I showed her all the places I used to hide from the other children.
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misssheisshe asked: I think you , your blog and your comics are some sort of awesome :)
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