January 2011
20 posts
Humble Pie?
I want to make a pie and put a squid on top of it and then people will be like “what is this?” and I’ll say
“I thought you could use some HUMBOLDT pie.”
And they won’t get it because it’s a stupid joke and I ruined a perfectly good pie for it.
I don't think that's the way it works...
yourmindblown:
parents texting:
Mind Blowing Photo!
yourmindblown:
funny parents text:
Irony in the Theater.
So I found a good monologue to audition with tomorrow.
That is, if there’s auditions tomorrow.
If our school has running water tomorrow.
And it doesn’t snow a lot.
Which is ironic
Because my monologue is about weather.
