I have never been able to listen to the song “Mack the Knife” just once. I don’t know. It just does something to me. I’ll be working and it’ll come on and then I have to listen to it on repeat like 7 times at least IT’S JUST SO SWINGIN
Hey, it's me, the Taiwanese guy. I just went to Japan last week, visited a lot of places and had the finest beef I've ever had. Most of the Japanese don't speak English, the only one that speaks good English is the lady at Kansai Airport's information counter... Any way, I had a good time.
That’s really nice to hear!
I’ve always wanted to go to Japan… but I feel like I would get lost all the time. What part of Japan did you visit?
I have a 15 page paper due in 4 hours and I’m sitting here trying to figure out how to get this caterpillar off my window sill without removing the screen bolted to the frame because itS PROBABLY COLD AND SCARED
After much thought I have decided that my ultimate goal is to acquire the ability to make strangers cower in fear when I enter a room because of how stunningly attractive I am but mostly how brilliant I am reputed to be. I want to be an academic celebrity. Is this too much to ask? I do not believe so.
I just sent the text “what’s up guys are you going to the club tonight”
and I realized that is probably a pretty normal text from someone in my age group but actually I was texting my parents asking them if they were going to the fitness club tonight because if not I wanted them to put me on speaker phone so I could talk to my dog because she went to the groomer’s today without me and I want to know if she’s mad at me.